[WATCH] What’s That Saying About The Bigger They Are..
With the advent of both social media and an abundance of camera phones, we are living in the golden age of amateur scraps; nowadays, if you have time on your hands, you can kill it by scrolling through endless fight videos on YouTube.
Or, if you actually have a life, you can leave it to us to pick the best, worst, and funniest clips doing the rounds…
This clip definitely falls into that third category; it’s goddamn hilarious! We aren’t sure what caused these guys to settle their differences in such a sh*tty location but the gravel underfoot starts to play a part in this fight almost straight away.
After a brief sizing up period, the pair explode into action and despite the fact that Black Shorts has a considerable size advantage over Red Shorts, he eats plenty of shots in their opening exchange.
I’m not sure what kind of tread Black Shorts’ shoes have but by the way he moves in this fight, I’m guessing it’s some sort of soap-like material. The dude appears to by attempting to emulate the Running Man dance move, made famous by Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
Despite looking like he’s fighting in an ice rink, Black Shorts barely throws any punches. In fact, he’s so unproductive with his striking that an onlooker can be heard encouraging him to throw something, anything.
But he wants none of what Red Shorts is dishing out and at one point even appears to try and run away from the fight. Red Shorts is back on him in a flash, though; he charges forward, grabs him by the head, and takes him down.
From there he dishes out some pretty decent ground-and-pound while Black Shorts, incredibly, continues to attempt to run (even though his legs are in the air). It’s not long before he is on his back, getting wailed on, and screams for mercy. This fight is over in a heartbeat but it was funny as fu*k while it lasted.
In conclusion, hitting the gym and getting a toned physique doesn’t make someone a good fighter. For that, you need to actually train in the art of fighting. Or, in the immortal words of Jake The Muss, “Too much weights, not enough speed work. Useless pr*ck.”
Also, choose footwear that’s appropriate for your venue, otherwise you’ll get your ass handed to you and Will Smith might try to sue you for copyright infringement. Useless Pr*ck.
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