Dude Shoots Himself In The Package While Trying To Whack An Alligator With His Rifle

This fella is a prime candidate for the Darwin Awards

In this clip, a bloke from Brazil whacks an alligator with the butt of his gun and manages to somehow shoot himself in the ole frank-and-beans!

The only dude that could legit fuck with gators/crocs (RIP, ya bloody legend)

After watching this clip a couple of times – for research purposes and just because it’s fu*king funny – I have to conclude that alcohol was most likely a factor, otherwise, why in the fu*k would you use the butt of a gun to berate a wild, apex predator?

I could just about understand if the fella used a stick: it’s still completely mental and kinda cruel (if he’s not wrangling it) but a stick takes the whole getting shot factor out of the equation.

But a gun? With the barrel pointing at your babymaker? This nutter had to have downed a few beforehand…

Oh yeah, and this bloke…

Here’s a blow-by-blow of what goes down: dude’s in the water and seems to have forgotten that his gun is loaded.

He lines up the underwater gator like he’s gonna crack it in the head.

The gator is hanging out in some murky as fu*k water, biding its time, waiting for its opportunity.

The (probably drunken) maniac gives it a crack on the dome with the butt of his rifle but that move goes south immediately when the rifle goes off and shoots him in the family jewels.

He beats a hasty retreat out of the swamp, leaving his rifle for the gator to play with. This idiot went from hunting a gator to shooting a snake in the blink of an eye!

The moment he realised he’d fu*ked up

The Darwin Awards are a tongue-in-cheek honour that originated in the 80’s. They recognize individuals who have contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool via death or sterilization due to their own, moronic actions.

The criterion for the awards states, “In the spirit of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species’ chances of long-term survival.”

I reckon this fu*ktard could be right in line for an award if he really puts his mind to it…




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