Firefighters Rescue Man With His Penis Stuck in a Hole in a Weight
In what could only be described as a “training accident gone wrong”, a fitness fanatic from Rhineland-Palatine in Germany has been rushed to hospital after getting his penis stuck inside a hole in a weight, with firefighters spending three hours desperately grinding at it with a saw to release him from his newfound hell.
Doctors at the Worms Rhineland-Palatine hospital were forced to call in firefighters with a grinder and vibrating saw to remove the weight after they were unable to remove the weight from his purple-tinted swollen genitalia.
The weight weighed approximately 2.5 kilograms, but it’s not been discovered (or admitted) as to exactly how the man managed to find himself in the situation in the first place. Did it happen by accident? Was he just walking around and suddenly a weight fell right across his penis and he couldn’t get it off? How on earth did it get there? The doctor’s sarcasm must know no bounds…
Pictures of the unfortunate guy’s mishap have now been leaked online, and as such, have gone viral instantly. The photographs were meant to be contained for official training purposes only, but have found their way, predictably, onto social media. The Worms Rhineland-Palatine hospital has begun an investigation to discover how the images came to be put online. The images show the man’s painful looking injuries, as well as an image of the smashed up weight, which had to be cracked in several places in order to be removed.
A spokesperson for the local fire brigade said:
“How delicate some of our firefighters can be was shown when we called in support of the hospital.
“One person had a very sensitive body part wedged in the hole of a 2.5kg dumbbell disc.
“The dumbbell weight could be removed after three hours with the help of a grinder, a vibration saw and a hydraulic rescue device.”
So, lesson learned, right fellas? Don’t go sticking things in places where they don’t belong, especially if that place is a 2.5-kilogram weight that was looking at you all sexy like, right? Check out the crazy images and let us know what you think!