What Happens When Two Roided Up Freaks Get In The Cage

The UFC teamed up with USADA just over two years ago and together, they are working together to clean up the promotion. It sometimes feels like slow progress, especially since top-level athletes continue to be busted but you only have to look back a few years in order to see a different state of affairs (and physiques).

Some of the most jacked dudes around a couple of years ago now rock dad’s bods and look like shadows of their former selves inside the Octagon.

And while some fans think that the whole thing is a waste of time and would prefer it if fighters had carte blanche to take whatever substances they could get their hands on, the promotion is undeniably trying to do the right thing and protect fighter’s health in what is already a brutal enough sport.

Besides, you don’t have to look far to find plenty of dudes in other promotions that are undeniably on the juice…

Take these two fellas who fight in the One Championship, for example: Alain ‘The Panther’ Ngalani and Mahmoud Hassan faced off a couple of years ago and between them, they had clearly consumed more juice than every hungover person on every New Years Day, ever.

Here’s a couple of pics of them…

That looks totally normal…

Muscles don’t necessarily equate to technique, however…

Ngalani is a fan of kicking people in the head

Ngalani was 38 years old in this video and is swole as hell. Hassan is looking pretty goddamn shredded, himself, it must be said.

With all that gorilla juice coursing through their veins, this bout was never going to last long. I’ve found a copy of the full fight but it’s definitely one of those blink-and-you’ll-miss-it clips…

I think Hassan blinked and missed it, too…

CHECK OUT NGALANI VS HASSAN ON THE PLAYER BELOW:

When it was launched back in June of 2015, the UFC Anti-Doping Program became the first independent anti-doping program in a major professional sport. The program is designed to protect the health and safety of athletes and ensure that they had the opportunity to compete in a clean Octagon.

One Championship doesn’t bother with any of this so if you wanna see some juiced up motherfu*kers go at it, check em out…

This dude is now 42-years-old and fought again a couple of weeks ago. He won by KO after just 11 seconds!

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