WATCH: A Guy Get Punched So Hard He Becomes A Seal
Watching someone lose a fight that they started is one of the most satisfying things in life. Next to a good book, a relaxing afternoon on the beach and a cold beer after a hard day of work, a bit of justice porn goes a long way toward a happy day. If you ever wondered why the UFC has weight classes, or why shots to the back of the head are illegal in mixed martial arts, the video below might give you a half decent answer.
“Suck my dick,” says the man who started the fight, as he grabs his crotch and shakes it at two kinda fat, but not totally out of shape men at a petrol station. Those guys that have a lot of weight to use, and aren’t complete slobs tend to be able to cause a LOT of pain to anyone in their path.
“Record that, I’m out here, I’m from New York and I’m out here, I’m by myself,” says the African-American man to the camera. He turns and walks toward his opponent, wearing a green tee shirt. He swings hard at the green guy, connecting with a short left before missing with a right hand. For a moment it looks like the green guy might have been wobbled, but he soon ends up driving the African American man to the pavement. He manages to scramble to his feet, pushing the green man down against a car as it reverses away.
Unfortunately for the New Yorker, he’s unable to maintain his place on top, and after landing only a punch or two he ends up getting absolutely punished from side control. The green man eventually moves to back mount, raining down punches to the back of the man’s head.
“Yeah!” yells a bystander as the green man gets pulled away from the scene. Slowly recovering from the beating he just took, the African-American man starts to lean up, but his legs aren’t working. He literally looks like a seal as he tries to regain control of his body.
Check out the video below of this guy becoming a seal after a beatdown, and let us know what you think!